Shamelessly living a double life on the internet.

This, I Like.

In the Land of Le Bear Polar.





The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first. 

I open at the close

Fuck u all

(Source: crestas, via ohcrucio)



Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

yea gimma some crocaine

(Source: toastedaz, via adventures-and-books)

  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.


Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

(via lokiartyindustries)


Bang bang, that awful sound 
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

(Source: philcoulson, via steverogrs)



modern day tolkien elves

modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open

modern day elves straightening each other hair

modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow

modern day elves shooting with compound bows

just modern day elves

"Jeffrey what do your elven eyes see"

"the Roy Roger’s down the street is totally still open, and they’re putting some burgers on the grill"


(via menionleah)


Studio Ghibli films throughout the years

(via qualianathema)

  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.


One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

(via 3hls)